Member of Parliament Mike Lake says the sasquatch should be protected as an endangered species.
He presented a petition
from his constituents asking "to establish immediate, comprehensive
legislation to effect immediate protection of Bigfoot." Lake agrees
that Bigfoot should be added under Canada's Species at Risk Act.
(Vancouver Province newspaper)
...That's hardly necessary: their population count is exactly the same as it always has been
...Let's hope that we don't find any oversize footprints in those sandtraps next week