Tuesday, 20 May 2008
The three great essentials to achieving anything worthwhile are; first, hard work, second, stick-to-it-iveness, and third, common sense.
- -- Thomas Edison
If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.
- Johnny Carson
If I only had a little humility, I'd be perfect.
- Ted Turner
It is a paradoxical but profoundly true and important principle of life that the most likely way to reach a goal is to be aiming not at that goal itself but at some more ambitious goal beyond it.
- Arnold Toynbee
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
- Henny Youngman
Even if you do learn to speak correct English, whom are you going to speak it to?
- Clarence Darrow